These places are real!

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- Bonanza
- Climax
- Crested Butte
- Dinosaur (Rawr!)
- Fairplay
- Last Chance
- Loveland (No fighting)
- Paradox
- Rifle (Somewhere near Shotgun)
- Romeo (Where for art thou Romeo, why in Colorado, where else?)
- Sawpit
- Southpark
- Spooky Mountain - (Ooo... Spooky!)
- Stoner
- Sugar City


Connecticut (CT)
- Breakneck
- Gaylordsville
- Mianus - (My anus?)
- Moosup
- Mystic
- Nut Plains


Delaware (DE)
- Assawoman Bay
- Cocked Hat
- Dover - (Hi, my name is Ben Dover. HA!)
- Hourglass
- Little Heaven
- Long Neck Village
- Middlesex Beach
- Mount Joy
- Viola


District of Columbia (DC)
- Murder Bay - (How accurate)


Florida (FL)
- Blackman
- Bland
- Bratt
- Christmas
- Corkscrew - (Lots of drunks)
- Cox Corner
- Crackertown
- Early - (The men here have a problem)
- Falmouth
- Fluffy Landing - (A nice place for sky divers)
- Fort Lonesome - (Close to Port Lonesome)
- Frostproof
- Goodbys - (Later!)
- Greenhead - (Close to Red Head)
- Hill and Dale - (Over hill, over dale)
- Hooker Point - (Lots of fun loving people here)
- Johnson - (You'd think it be bigger)
- King Ferry
- Kissimmee
- Land O' Lakes - (The butter has to come from somewhere)
- Longwood
- Lorida - (Imaginative and original!)
- Manns Spur
- Miccosukee
- Mount Homer - (Doh!)
- Mud Hole
- Needmore
- Negrotown Knoll - (You've got to be kidding me!)
- Niceville
- Ocheesee - (Mmmm... cheesy)
- Olustee
- Port Lonesome - (Close to Fort Lonesome)
- Punta Gorda - (Which roughly translates to "Fat Ass" in Spanish)
- Red Head - (West of Greenhead)
- Shiney Town - (It's all neat and shiney)
- Simsville - (Didn't they make a game about this place?)
- Snow Hill - (There isn't much snow or hills in Flordia)
- Snows Corner - (More snow in Florida)
- Turkey Foot
- Two Egg
- Utopia - (Orwell wrote about this place)
- Wahoo
- Welcome - (You are)
- Yeehaw
- Yeehaw Junction
- Yellow Water


Georgia (GA)
- Ai
- Ball Ground
- Between
- Burning Bush
- Climax
- Coffee (Tea)
- Cumming (Lots of white stuff can be found in this place)
- Enigma
- Experiment
- Faceville
- Flippen - (The local baseball team is known as the "Outs")
- Flintstone - (Meet the Flintstones)
- Gay (Lesbian)
- Hopeulikit (Not really)
- Hothouse
- Locust Grove
- Manassas - (Man asses?)
- Santa Claus
- Snapfinger
- Talking Rock
- Tallapoosa - (You have a tall what?)
- Willacoochee


Hawaii (HI)
- Papa (Mama)


Idaho (ID)
- Athol (Just don't say it with a lisp)
- Coffee Point
- Dead Dog Creek
- Garfield
- Gay (Lesbian)
- Gayway Corner
- Idahome
- Lightning
- Magic
- Skeleton Creek
- Slickpoo (Faeces are hard to catch here)
- Triangle
- Zaza


Illinois (IL)
- Andover - (And over, and over, and over again.)
- Argyle
- Beaverville
- Boody
- Boos
- Bugaboo Creek
- Burnt Prairie
- Disco (Daddy, Daddy cool)
- Equality
- Eureka
- Fruit - (Lots of flamboyant people here!)
- Gays (lesbians)
- Grand Detour - (Is the entire city under construction?)
- Kildeer
- Love
- Loves Park
- Normal
- Oblong
- Ogle
- Preemtion - (Don't come here too soon!)
- Roachtown
- Shafter
- Slap Out
- Time - (They're on your side)
- Vergennes - (Sound it out)
- Wacker


Indiana (IN)
- Ballstown
- Bright
- Cyclone
- Dinwiddle
- Domestic
- Floyds Knobs
- French Lick
- Gas City (Mmm... beans)
- Gnaw Bone
- Guy
- Hooker Corner
- Kokomo - (Would you like some coco Moe?)
- Lookout (THERES AN EGG)
- Mechanicsburg
- Munster
- New Discovery
- Normal
- Santa Claus
- Sweetser (Do they make artificial sweetener or porn?)
- Zulu


Iowa (IA)
- Andover (And over and over...)
- Bonair (Say it out loud, and what does it sound like?)
- Canoe
- Carbon
- Church
- Correctionville
- Crab Town (Pinches everywhere)
- Dean - (w00t!)
- Defiance
- Doon (Arrakis, desert planet)
- Echo
- Fertile
- Ion
- Kiester
- Little Turkey
- Locust
- Loveland
- Manly
- Matlock
- Old Town
- Riceville
- Sac City
- Scarville
- Sexton (Yee-ha!)
- Tingley
- What Cheer


Kansas (KS)
- Big Bow
- Blue Mound (You may want to see your doctor about this)
- Buttermilk (Cheeese)
- Climax
- Deerhead (Ew!)
- Eureka
- Flush
- Friend
- Gaylord
- Gas
- Gross
- Kickapoo (Oh man, my shoes!)
- Liberal
- Mound City (A man's paradise)
- Neutral (AKA Boring)
- Odin (What could be better than living inside a Norse deity?)
- Pierceville (Ouch!)
- Pleasanton (Look. It's pleasent. How quaint.)
- Protection (Where condoms are made)
- Ransom
- Salter
- Skidmore
- Spearville
- Studley (Named after myself, I'm sure)
- Tennis (There must be a bunch of wasps living here)
- White Woman Creek (Is there a Black Woman Creek?)
- Whitelaw (They don't take kindly to red skins)
- Woods (I live in the Woods)
- Zook


Kentucky (KY)
- Awe - (Awe, how cute)
- Baptist - (In Kentucky? It just doesn't make sense!)
- Beaverlick
- Big Bone Lick
- Big Lick
- Black Jack
- Blackey
- Burning Fork
- Burning Springs
- Corner - (She lives at the corner)
- Cyclone
- Deer Lick
- Defiance
- Dogtown
- Duff - (Can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!)
- Fisty
- Flat Lick
- Fugit - (Oh, fug it!)
- Gaybourn - (I was born this way)
- Gays Creek
- Ginseng
- Gold City - (Rather high property values here)
- Goose Creek
- Habit
- Hardmoney
- Hell For Certain
- Hellier - (As opposed to holier?)
- Head of the Grassy
- Hickman
- Hicks - (Truth in advertising)
- Hippo
- Jugville
- Knob Lick
- Krypton - (Superman, stay away!)
- Locust
- Long Fork
- Lovely
- Loving
- Miracle
- Monkey's Eyebrow 
- Neon (Brightest place ever)
- Normal
- Ordinary
- Paint Lick
- Pig (Home of the FAT ASSES)
- Pilot Oak - (You really shouldn't try to fly oak trees)
- Pippa Passes
- Possum Trot
- Pottsville - (Lots of stones here)
- Poverty
- Rabbit Hask
- Ready
- Riceville
- Shafter
- Slick Rock
- Smile
- Spider
- The Rocks - (Where love is always on the rocks)
- Tobacco
- Trout


Louisiana (LA)
- Acme
- Bayou Crab - (Nothing beats some good old fashioned bayou crabs.)
- Belcher
- Brimstone
- Centerville
- Creole
- Cut Off
- Dry Prong
- Eureka
- False River (It's all in your mind man!)
- Frogmore
- Glasscock - (People with glasscocks shouldn't throw stones.)
- Goodbee - (Shouldn't this be in Hyrule?)
- Happy Jack - (Who?)
- Hope
- Irish Bend
- Loco
- Napoleonville - (I thought it would be larger.)
- Port Sulphur
- Saline
- Shongaloo
- Start
- Sulphur
- Sun
- Vatican - (Hey! I thought this was in Italy!)
- Vixen
- Walet
- Waterproof
- Wham
- White Castle


Maine (ME)
- Bald Head
- Bangs Beach
- Cancer Hill
- Deadman's Corner
- Dickey
- Dickvale - (They wear one of these when they get married)
- Dog Corner
- Happy Corner
- High Head
- Indian Landing
- Jumbo Landing - (Splat!)
- Moosehead
- New Limerick - (There once was a man from Nantucket)
- Shy Corner
- Suckerville
- The Forks


Marshall Islands (MH)
- Anal


Maryland (MD)
- Accident - (This city was most likely named in the back seat of a car)
- Boring - (Exciting place)
- Burnt Mills Hill
- Burnt Mills Village
- Cockeysville
- Flintstone (Are the people who live here called Flintstoners?)
- Secretary
- Snowhill (No hills in the area, and sometimes not even snow)
- Unicorn


Massachusetts (MA)
- Assinippi
- Avon - (Avon calling...)
- Barnstable
- Belchertown
- Big Muddy River
- Braintree
- Buzzard's Bay
- Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg Lake - (Translated: "Englishmen at Manchaug at the Fishing Place at the Boundary")
- Cox Corner
- Cummaquid
- Cuttyhunk
- Faggot Hill - (Um...)
- Gay Head
- Mashpee
- Onset
- Pittsfield - (Not a good place to drive.)
- Sandwich
- Shrewsbury - (This is where they bury all the shrews.)
- Teaticket
- The X
- Tree of Knowledge Corner
- Ware


Michigan (MI)
- Argyle
- Bad Axe
- Battle Creek
- Bliss
- Christmas
- Climax - (Image)
- Corpse Pond - (A lovely place.)
- Covert
- Cumber
- Dick 
- Felch
- Fruitport
- Gay ( I SAID LESBIAN)
- Gaylord
- Hell (The place where you roast some hot dogs)
- Ironwood - (Really baby, I can go all night!)
- Ivanhoe
- Kinde
- Linkville
- Mesick - (Ah-choo!)
- Mullet Lake - (Lot's of rednecks fish here)
- Nirvana
- Olive Center
- Paradise
- Peatville
- Pigeon
- Pine Stump Junction
- Pinnebog
- Popple
- Raisin Center
- Redman
- Rust
- Slapneck
- Temperance
- Vulcan
- Wic-A-Te-Wah


Minnesota (MN)
- Assumption - (It makes an ass out of you and umption)
- Ball Bluff
- Ball Club - (Men only please.)
- Beaver Bay - (Probably not as fun as it sounds)
- Cherry
- Climax
- Cologne
- Coon Rapids - (Affrimative action hasn't got here yet)
- Echo
- Embarrass
- Fertile
- Flaming - (It's so cold in Minnesota, this must have a different meaning. Gee, what could it be?)
- Forbes - (Lot's of rich people here)
- Gaylord
- Ham Lake - (Mmmm... Lake 'o' ham)
- Helle Lake
- Leech Lake
- Nelson - (Ha ha!)
- Nimrod
- Nowthen
- Oxlip
- Savage
- Shakopee - (This is what men do after using the bathroom)
- Spunk Creek
- Twig
- Viking - (So this is where they came from!)
- Weird Lake
- Young America - (We want the young Americans, all right)


Mississippi (MS)
- Askew
- Battles
- Big Point
- Bloody Springs
- Bonus
- Christmas
- Chunky
- Cockrum
- Crow
- Dragon
- Energy
- Enterprise (Beam me up Scotty!)
- Furry
- Gin (Where's Tonic?)
- Handy Corner
- Homochitto
- Hot Coffee
- Kokomo
- Leakesville
- Money
- Pluto
- Rolling Fork
- Sessions
- Short
- Soso
- Togo
- Whynot
- Yazoo


Missouri (MO)
- Bland
- Bloodland - (Now incorporated into Fort Leonard Wood.)
- Briar
- Butte
- Climax Springs - (Yes it does)
- Cooter
- Conception
- Cyclone
- Defiance
- Doolittle
- Frankenstein - (Pronounced: Fronk-en-steen)
- Gashland
- Humansville
- Licking
- Loose Creek
- Monkey Run
- Neelyville
- Knob Lick
- Knob Noster - (It just sounds dirty.)
- Not - (So where do you live? Not, Missouri. Okay, then where?)
- Novelty
- Peculiar
- Pepsin
- Shafter
- Tightwad


Montana (MT)
- Big Arm
- Checkboard
- Divide
- Happys Inn
- Hungry Horse
- Lame Deer 
- Lolo - (Didn't they make a videogame about this?)
- Offer
- Old Weiss And French Place - (Couldn't they make up their minds?)
- Opportunity
- Peyote Point - (Woah... Did you ever think about your hands man...)
- Prison Farm
- Square Butt
- Two Dot
- Yaak


Nebraska (NE)
- Beaver Crossing
- Broken Bow
- Gross
- Hazard
- Quick
- Roach
- Valentine
- Wahoo


Nevada (NV)
- Contact
- Eureka
- Jackass Flats
- Massacre Lake
- Pahrump 
- Pronto
- Searchlight
- Shafter
- Winnemucca


New Hampshire (NH)
- Hell Hollow - (Well isn't that inviting?)
- Noone
- Sandwich


New Jersey (NJ)
- Avon-By-The-Sea
- Beaverville
- Buttzville
- Cheesequake
- Colts Neck
- Convent Station
- Dicktown
- Double Trouble
- Egg Harbor
- Foot of Ten
- Fort Dix
- Good Intent
- Ho-Ho-Kus
- Love Ladies
- National Park
- Normandy Beach
- Peapack-Gladstone
- Ship Bottom
- Sicklerville
- Surf City
- Tranquility
- Wyckoff


New Mexico (NM)
- Alcatraz
- Chili
- Chloride
- Deep Tunnel
- Defiance
- Elephant Butte Estates
- Gallup
- Guy
- House
- Lama
- Lava
- Lesbia
- Lobo
- Loco Hills (Ca-Razy hills!)
- Loving
- McDonald
- Nutt
- Old Moses
- Pie Town - (Mmmm... pie)
- Queen - (Best rock band -ever-)
- Rosebud - (It's a sled.)
- Tingle
- Truth Or Consequences - (Is that anything like truth or dare?)
- Twin Buttes
- Van Houten - (Is Milhouse living here?)
- Weed


New York (NY)
- Beaverkill - (New York is all about killin')
- Burnt Hills
- Butts Corner
- Cat Elbow Corner
- Catskill
- Chili Center - (Pronounced Ch-eye-L-eye)
- Chipmunk
- Covert (It's hard to find)
- Coxsackie
- Drunkard Creek
- Fishkill
- Gayhead
- Gayville
- Horseheads - (I remember being raised in lovely Horseheads.)
- Kill Buck
- Neversink
- Perfection
- Pleasantville
- Purchase
- Quackenkill
- Sheds (I love living in Sheds)
- Truthville
- Tuckahoe


North Carolina (NC)
- Aho
- Bat Cave
- Big Butt
- Big Lick
- Blowing Rock - (It blows!)
- Burnt Chimney Corner
- Chimney Rock
- Chocowinity
- Climax
- Coinjock
- Crossnore
- Crumpler
- Cullowhee
- Deep Gap
- Duck
- Elf
- Erect
- Gay
- Gaylord
- Grimesland
- Hairtown
- Horneytown
- Hump Mountain
- Institute
- Jugtown 
- Kill Devil Hills
- Lizard Lick
- Locust
- Lower Pig Pen (Near Upper Pig Pen!)
- Meat Camp
- Morehead City
- Nags Head
- Othello
- Poor Town
- Pope Crossing
- Six Forks
- Spies
- Tick Bite
- Toast
- Townsville - (The Powerpuff Girls live here!)
- Turkey 
- Upper Pig Pen (Near Lower Pig Pen!)
- Wheat Swamp
- Whynot


North Dakota (ND)
- Battleview
- Bowbells
- Bowman
- Buttzville
- Danzig
- Dickey
- Fryburg
- Grassy Butte
- Mazda
- Mound
- Omemee
- Rugby
- Three V Crossing
- Turtle Mountain
- West Bonetraill
- White Earth
- Zap


Ohio (OH)
- Ai - (They're only artificially intelligent.)
- Angel
- Ballville
- Bloody Corners
- Brilliant 
- Coolville (Named by a 12-year-old boy. Dude it's like totally cool!)
- Defiance
- Dull
- Gaysport
- Getaway
- Hicksville - (Truth in advertizing)
- Knockemstiff
- Liars Corner
- Lickskillet - (Wouldn't that burn your tongue?)
- Long Bottom
- Loveland
- Mudsock
- Novelty
- Pandora
- Pee Pee
- Pussy Creek (I'll bet it gets wet a lot.)
- Pyro
- Seaman
- Three Locks


Oklahoma (OK)
- America - (Mini America)
- Antlers
- Battiest
- Beaver
- Box - (Come here and get a square meal.)
- Broken Arrow
- Broken Bow
- Bromide - (Nothing like being named after a stinking acid.)
- Bowlegs - (What happened to the men here?)
- Bowring - (Sounds like boring.)
- Bug Tussle
- Bushyhead
- Cement
- Chilli - (Cold chili?)
- Chance
- Chewey
- Cox City
- Dill City
- Dirty Butter Creek
- Drumright - (As opposed to drumwrong.)
- Eville
- Frogville
- Gay
- Gore - (Where the Internet was invented.)
- Gypsy - (Lots of tramps and thieves.)
- Happyland
- Highway 9 Landing
- Hogshooter
- Hooker
- Little City
- Loco
- Locust Grove
- Long
- Loving - (I'm loving it.)
- Medicine Park - (Lots of druggies.)
- Muse
- Non
- Nowata (But, I'm thirsty!) 
- Nowhere
- Okay
- Pink
- Slapout
- Slaughterville
- Sparks
- The Holy City


Oregon (OR)
- Ashland (Nice scenerey.)
- Beaver Creek
- Bend (Over)
- Boring (Truth in advertising)
- Bridal Veil 
- Brightwood - (I polish it so much)
- Burnt Woods (There are a lot of burnt places in the USA!)
- Christmas Valley
- Curtain (Just passing through a Curtain)
- Dead Horse Creek 
- Deadwood (Viagra can help this)
- Dork Canal
- Drain (Ever go down into Drain?)
- Druggs Creek - (Nothing illegal here officer.)
- Fossil
- Funny Butte
- Gaylord
- Government Camp
- Half.com (town.half.com)
- Idiot Creek
- Keno - (This should be near Vegas)
- Merlin
- Paisley - (The city is a fashion nightmare!)
- Poop Creek - (Not a clean water supply!)
- Remote
- Riddle
- Shitepoke Creek
- Sixes
- Sodaville
- Spray
- Sweet Home
- Talent
- Tilicum Beach - ('Til I cum?)
- Wanker's Corner
- Woodburn (Sounds like cave man talk. Ugh, wood burn!)
- Zigzag


Pennsylvania (PA)
- Ashville
- Asylum (Yes, I live in an Asylum!)
- Beaver
- Beaver Falls
- Beaverdale (What's with the beavers?
- Beersville
- Bird In Hand
- Blowtown (blowjobs galore)
- Blue Ball
- Blue Bell
- Breakneck
- Burnt Cabins
- Butztown
- Climax
- Coudersport
- Coupon
- Cyclone
- Defiance
- Desire
- Elephant
- Experiment (Was it a failed experiment?)
- Fearnot
- Fertility
- Frostproof
- Gaysport
- Intercourse
- Jersey Shore - (The city isn't anywhere near the shore.)
- King of Prussia
- Lickdale - (But what if Dale protests?)
- Little Hope
- Moon
- Nanty Glo
- Needmore
- Normalville
- Paradise
- Paradise Crossing
- Pillow - (It's so soft here)
- Port Matilda - (Nowhere near a lake.)
- Puseyville
- Reamstown
- Scotrun - (It does look a like another word, doesn't it?)
- Shamokin
- Slippery Rock
- State College
- Swamproot
- Torpedo
- Transfer
- Unicorn
- Virginville (The ones who had sex please get out of here)
- Wawa
- Yocumtown


Rhode Island (RI)
- Mooseup Valley
- Rice City
- Satans Kingdom - (Probably not the safest place for a Christian.)


South Carolina (SC)
- Cow Head Landing - (The rain here is gross.)
- Coward
- Cowpens 
- Due West 
- Fingerville
- Five Forks 
- Hell Hole Swamp
- Lucknow 
- Lugoff 
- Mechanicsville 
- Ninety Six (I prefer the reverse) 
- Pickens (And they're slim)
- Sapphire
- Sneads Ferry
- Toxaway (Toxic waste site perhaps?)
- Ware Place (I don't know where!)
- Waterloo 
- Welcome 
- Winterville


South Dakota (SD)
- Buffalo Gap
- Eagle Butte
- Gayville
- Medicine Knoll Creek
- Oral
- Porcupine
- Red Shirt
- Yankton


Tennessee (TN)
- Algood
- Blackman
- Blondy
- Bean Station
- Bell Buckle
- Big Lick
- Blue Goose
- Boring
- Bucksnort
- Bugscuffle
- Camelot - (It's only a model)
- Christmasville
- Comfort
- Defeated
- Difficult
- Dowelltown - (We make dowels!)
- Ducktown
- Erie - (It's so errie!)
- Finger
- Flippin - (You flippin son of a beach)
- Flynns Lick
- Forked Deer - (Well you wouldn't use a spoon would you?)
- Friendsville
- Frog Jump
- Gassaway
- Goat City
- Gruetli-Laager
- Guys
- Happy Valley
- Hoodoo - (Who do, you do, do what)
- Horny Head Creek
- King Arthur Court
- Lick Creek
- Lick Skillet
- Marrowbone
- Nameless
- Nankipoo
- Nutbush - (Use your imagination)
- Only
- Overall
- Ozone
- Pall Mall
- Red Boiling Springs
- Riceville
- Salt Lick
- Skullbone
- Short Mountain - (Isn't it just a hill then?)
- Sneedville
- Soddy Daisy
- Spot - (See spot, see spot run)
- Static
- Stinking Creek
- Sweet Lips
- Three Forks
- Wahoo
- Walnut Shade
- Wetmore
- Whites Creek - (Segregation even for the creeks)


Texas (TX)
- Abercrombie
- Bangs
- Bean Station
- Bee Cave
- Black Jack
- Bootleg
- Bushland (Bring the razor!)
- China Grove (Talkin' 'bout the China Grove)
- Coke
- Cool
- Cummins Crossing
- Cut and Shoot
- Cyclone
- Desert - (I live in the Desert.)
- Dime Box
- Dimmitt
- Ding Dong (The witch is dead)
- Dogie Mountain
- Dripping Springs
- Dry Devil's River
- Earth
- Elevation
- Fairy - (I guess the old steers and queers saying is true!)
- Flower Mound
- Frognot
- Gay Hill
- Gaylord
- Glasscock County - (People with glasscocks shouldn't throw stones)
- Goodnight
- Grand Saline
- Gun Barrel City
- Happy
- Heckville (Such harsh words) 
- High
- Hitchcock (Ouch)
- Hogeye
- Hoop and Holler
- Kermit
- Kickapoo (Gross, it's all over my shoes now)
- Latexo
- Looneyville
- Lovelady
- Millsap
- Monkstown - (Only monks allowed!)
- Muleshoe
- Nameless 
- Needmore
- New Corn Hill (Right next to the Old Corn Hill) 
- Noonday 
- Notrees
- Oatmeal
- Personville
- Pidcoke (It just sounds wrong)
- Pointblank
- Ponder
- Reklaw (Walker spelled backwards) 
- Salty
- Scissors
- Shafter
- Short
- Small - (I thought everything was bigger in Texas)
- Study Butte
- Sugar Land
- Tarzan
- Telephone
- Tigertown
- Trophy Club
- Turkey
- Twitty
- Uncertain
- Walhalla - (Couldn't spell Valhalla?)
- White Settlement - (No segregation issues here)
- Zipperlandville


Utah (UT)
- American Fork (Must be low quality)
- Beaver 
- Bluff
- Circleville
- Dutch John
- Echo
- Elmo
- Enterprise (Boldy go here!)
- Eureka
- Fillmore 
- Helper
- Hurricane (In Utah?)
- Jerusalem - (They're in denial.)
- Koosharem - (Sounds like Cooch Harem)
- Mexican Hat
- Moroni
- Nipple - (Hee hee!)
- Plain City
- Shivwits
- Sunset
- Thistle
- Toquerville (Sounds like To Queer Ville)
- Tropic (Nothing in Utah is tropical)
- Virgin


Vermont (VT)
- Dummerston Center
- Gaysville
- Hateful Hill
- Mosquitoville - (Guess what they're known for.)
- Poor Farm


Virginia (VA)
- Allison Gap
- Backbone
- Bumpass
- Burnt Chimney
- Burnt Factory
- Burnt Tree
- Butts
- Crab Orchard
- Culpeper
- Dinwiddie
- Dry Fork 
- Dumfries 
- Fagg - (Not very politically correct, is it?)
- Frog Level
- Goby
- Gore
- Hairy Head Pond - (Wonder how it got this name?)
- Helemt - (I bet she gives great helmet)
- Index
- Java
- Lawyers
- Lick Skillet
- Manassas - (Man asses?)
- Mechanicsville
- Mouth of Wilson
- Office Hall
- Onancock
- Scotchtown
- Scrabble
- Scuffletown
- Short Pump
- Slabtown
- Stones Store - (Step right up, get your stones here)
- Threeway
- Tightsqueeze
- Tiny
- Wise
- Wolftown


Washington (WA)
- Big Beaver Valley
- Bow
- Crazy Cow Creek
- Dexter by the Sea
- Dynamite
- Forks
- George - (The people here are very curious)
- Ghoul Creek
- Humptulips - (Okay, if you insist)
- Index
- Medical Lake
- Mock City - (It's not real, it's only a mock city)
- Puyallup 
- Soap Lake
- Starbuck - (I wonder if they had a sponser?)
- Sunnyside - (There are actually three Sunnysides in Washington. Lots of egg eaters.)
- Tillicum - (How long will that be?) -
- Vader - (I am your father!)
- Walla Walla


West Virginia (WV)
- Alloy
- Beards Fork
- Beaver
- Big Ugly Creek
- Burnt House
- Cheat River
- Cucumber
- Dille
- Dunmore (This here town has dun more than any other!)
- Fairplay (Near Scrabble)
- Flattop
- Frazier's Bottom
- Gassaway
- Gay
- Hacker Lick Run
- Hacker Valley
- Hancock - (It's not what it looks like!)
- Job
- Jumping Branch
- Kermit
- Kingwood (Honest baby, I get kingwood!)
- Left Hand
- Mount Gay
- Nitro
- Odd
- Omps - (Must be nice to be named after a sound effect.)
- Paw Paw
- Pinch
- Polish Mountain - (Not a valley?)
- Red House (Russian version of the White House?)
- Red Jacket
- Romance
- Scrabble
- Stony Bottom (Major hemerroid area)
- Wahoo
- War (What is it good for?)
- Widen (They're big on eating)


Wisconsin (WI)
- Cheeseville
- Dickeyville
- Dyckesville
- Eden - (So that's where Adam and Eve came from.)
- Embarrass
- Enterprise - (The USS Enterprise!)
- Euren - (It may be spelled differently, but it still sounds like urine!)
- Gays Mills
- Imalone - (I'm Alone... city for emos)
- Institute
- Pardeeville 
- Pittsville
- Polar - (Anyone live by Polar?)
- Pound
- Spread Eagle (What kind of stuff goes on here?)
- Superior
- Waldo (I found Waldo!)


Wyoming (WY)
- Arapahoe (A rap a hoe, fo shizzle)
- Arnold Place (Shouldn't that be Arnold's Place? Sheesh!)
- Athol (The people that live here are such Athols.)
- Bar Nunn (Nun?)
- Buckskin Crossing (How exactly does the skin of an animal cross something?)
- Camel Hump
- Chugwater (Chug water? Must be Mormons.)
- Crazy Woman Creek
- Cyclone
- Dead Woman Crossing
- Deadmans Corner
- Devils Tower
- Gillette (The best a man can get)
- Greybull (I prefer Redbull)
- Little Medicine
- Muddy Gap
- New Fork
- Sand Draw
- Soda Butte
- Soda Lake
- Skull Creek
- Ten Sleep




Canada
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Alberta (AB)
- Medicine Hat
- Sexsmith, Alberta, Canada 
- Slave Lake
- Vulcan


British Columbia (BC)
- Blubber Bay
- Salmon Arm
- Spuzzum


Manitoba (MB)
- Flin Flon


New Brunswick (NB)
- Cape Enrage
- Queenstown
- Sackville


Newfoundland and Labrador (NL)
- Come By Chance
- Conception Bay
- Dildo
- Ha Ha Bay - (What's so funny?) -
- Happy Valley–Goose Bay - (This sounds like it belongs to a kid's show.)
- Placentia - (Ew!)
- South Dildo


Northwest Territories (NT)
- Yellowknife


Nova Scotia (NS)
- Economy


Nunavut (NU)
- Repulse Bay


Ontario (ON)
- Bastard
- Moose Factory
- Wawa, Ontario, Canada


Prince Edward Island (PE)
- Sea Cow Pond


Québec (QC)
- Saint Louis Du-Ha-Ha


Saskatchewan (SK)
- Big Beaver
- Climax
- Fairy Glen
- Moose Jaw
- Surprise Valley


Yukon Territory (YT)
- Big Salmon
- Johnsons Crossing - (There's an interesting visual)
- Little Salmon
- Mayo
- Snag




International
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- Ass, Respublika Krym, Ukraine
- Bad Kissingen, Bavaria, Germany
- Balls Pond, London, England, United Kingdom
- Bangkok Thailand
- Batman, Batman, Turkey
- Baumholder, Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany
- Bitche, Moselle, Lorraine, France
- Blubberhouses, North Yorkshire, England, United Kindgom
- Bob's Farm, New South Wales, Australia 
- Bologna, Italy
- Boring, Vejle, Denmark
- Braidwood, New South Wales, Australia - (Pronounced: Bomb holder)
- Brest, Brittany, France
- Broken Hill, New South Wales, Australia
- Bye, Jämtland, Sweden
- Casino, New South Wales, Australia 
- Christchurch, New Zealand
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, Hawke's Bay, New Zealand - (Translates to: The brow [or summit] of the hill [or place], where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid [down], climbed [up] and swallowed mountains, [to travel the land], [who is] known as the land eater, played [on] his [nose] flute to his loved one.)
- Christmas Creek, Queensland, Australia
- Christmas Island, Australia
- Clit, Suceava, Romania
- Cockermouth, Cumbria, England, United Kingdom
- Cold Christmas, Hertforshire, United Kingdom
- Condom, Gers, Midi-Pyrénées, France
- Crookstown, Cork, Ireland
- Crow's Nest, New South Wales, Australia
- Cwn, Denbighshire, Wales, United Kingdom - (Is this even a word?!)
- Dead Chinaman, Papua New Guinea
- Dongo, Congo
- Dorking, Surrey, England, United Kingdom
- Drummore, Dumfries and Galloway, Scotland, United Kingdom
- Dum Dum, West Bengal, India
- Dumdumi, Jharkhand, India
- Dummer, Hampshire, England, United Kingdom - (Dummer than what?)
- Dunedoo, New South Wales, Australia (pronounced dunny-doo, with dunny being Australian slang for an outside toilet) 
- Fairy Dell, Victoria, Australia 
- Fairymead, Queensland, Australia (Fairys drink mead?) 
- Firth of Forth, Scotland 
- Fockendorf, Bavaria, Germany
- Fucking, Austria
- Fu-ku [Fugu], Shaanxi, China
- Fuka, Nigeria
- Fukue, Nagasaki-ken, Japan
- Fukui, Fukui-ken, Japan
- Fukuoka, Japan
- Gayaman, Philippines
- Geelong, Victoria, Australia - (Gee, it's so long!)
- Granada, Spain - (Translates to: Grenade)
- Hat Head, New South Wales, Australia (That's right, the hat goes on the head.) 
- Hawks Nest, New South Wales, Australia 
- Hay, New South Wales, Australia (Hay's for horses) 
- Hell, Cayman Islands
- Hell, Norway
- Homo, Brukina Faso
- Homo, Arequipa, Peru
- Homo, Nord-Trøndelag, Norway
- Homorod, Brasov, Romania - (Homo rod?!)
- Howlong, New South Wales, Australia 
- Innaloo, Western Australia, Australia (Wait a second, I'm in a loo!)
- Ipswich, Queensland, Australia - (Computer humor, IP Switch)
- Jimboomba, Queensland, Australia 
- Kilkenny, Kilkenny, Ireland - (Oh my god! They killed Kenny!)
- Kissing, Bavaria, Germany
- Knotty Ash, Liverpool, Merseyside, England, United Kingdom
- Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmaha-satharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit, Thailand (Translates to: The great city of angels, the supreme unconqueralble land of the great immortal divinity (Indra), the royal capital of nine noble gems, the pleasant city, with plenty of grand royal palaces, and divine paradises for the reincarnated deity (Vishnu), given by Indra and created by the god of crafting (Visnukarma))
- Kunt'ong-dong, P’yongan-bukto, North Korea
- Lesbos Island, Greece
- Lickey End, Worcestershire, England, United Kingdom
- Little Dix, Anguilla
- Little (and Great) Snoring, Norfolk, United Kingdom
- Liverpool, Merseyside, England, United Kingdom
- Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Anglesey, Wales - (Translated: "St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the church of St Tysilio of the red cave")
- Loch Lochy, Lochaber, Highland, Scotland - (Lake lakey?)
- Lol, Dordogne, Aquitaine, France - (Laugh out loud.)
- Middelfart, Fyn, Denmark
- Mold, Flintshire, Wales
- Molde, Møre og Romsdal, Norway
- Mooball, New South Wales, Australia
- Monkey Town, Trinidad and Tobogo
- Muff, Donegal, Ireland
- Nevertire, New South Wales, Australia 
- Nobber, Meath, Ireland
- Nokia, Länsi, Finland
- Phanom Dong Rak [Chuor Phnum Dângrêk], Asia
- Phucket, Thailand
- Pissen, Saxony-Anhalt, Germany
- Port Fairy, Victoria, Australia
- Pratts Bottom, London, England, United Kingdom
- Püssi, Ida-Viru, Estonia
- Pussy, Savoie, Rhône-Alpes, France
- Ramsbottom, Bury, England, United Kingdom
- Röcken, Saxony-Anhalt, Germany
- Rooty Hill, New South Wales, Australia 
- Safety Bay, Western Australia, Australia 
- Scone, New South Wales, Australia (Buttered scone) 
- Sexi, Cajamarca, Peru
- Sexmoan, Philippines
- Seymen, Bursa, Turkey
- Shit’, Ethiopia
- Shitka, Irkutsk, Russia
- Six Days Only, Heaton, Bradford, West Yorkshire, England (Sounds like a car commerical)
- Soldiers Point, New South Wales, Australia (It's not nice to point) 
- Suck River, Co. Roscommon, Ireland 
- Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu, New Zealand (Translates to: The brow [or summit] of the hill [or place], where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid [down], climbed [up] and swallowed mountains, [to travel the land], [who is] known as the Land Eater, played [on] his [nose] flute to his loved one)
- The Entrance, New South Wales, Australia
- The Rock, New South Wales, Australia (Can you smell...) 
- Townsville, Queensland, Australia
- Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
- Titz, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
- Tong Fuk, Hong Kong SAR, China
- Turdy, Tajikistan
- Twatt, Orkney Islands, United Kingdom
- Twatt, Shetland Islands, Scotland, United Kingdom
- Ugley, Essex, England, United Kingdom
- Vagina, Krasnoyarsk, Russia
- Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia
- Walla-Walla, New South Wales, Australia 
- Wallops (Nether, Over, and Middle) Hampshire, England, United Kingdom
- Wangi Wangi, New South Wales, Australia
- Wank, Bavaria, Germany
- Wankendorf, Schleswig-Holstein, Germany
- Wankaner, Gujarat, India
- Wankie [Hwange], Zimbabwe
- Wanks River [Coco] (river), Nicaragua
- Wankum, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany
- Wee Waa, New South Wales, Australia 
- Wetwang, East Riding of Yorkshire, England, United Kingdom
- Windpassing, Lower Austria, Austria (Who passes more wind, the Uppers or Lowers?)
- Windpassing, Upper Austria, Austria (Kind of a stinky place to be)
- Woodburn, New South Wales, Australia